★★ Watched by jamieforester 28 Dec 2020
the year is 2167. the Friday franchise just got rebooted for the 10th time. there still hasn’t been a better movie kill than the rooftop head punch.
★★★½ Watched by jamieforester 11 Oct 2020
say what you will about Baba but his intestine coiling technique is second to none
★½ Rewatched by jamieforester 18 Jun 2020
the most disturbing thing about this film is that the character johnny has the same body shape as crash bandicoot
★★★★½ Watched by jamieforester 29 Dec 2019
I didn’t think I’d be reviewing a Netflix produced film this highly - although I also didn’t think John Malkovich’s French accent coach would ever get work again, but here we are