Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy ★★★★½

James Gunn: I have a plot
Other Marvel Writer/Directors: You've got a plot? Okay, first of all, you're copying us from when we said we had a plot.
James Gunn: I'm not copying you, I have a plot, that's not that unique of a thing to say.
Other Marvel Writer/Directors: And secondly, we don't think you even have a plot.
James Gunn: I have part of a plot.
Other Marvel Writer/Directors: What percentage of a plot do you have?
James Gunn: I dunno... Twelve percent?
Other Marvel Writer/Directors: Twelve percent?
[starts laughing]
James Gunn: That's a fake laugh.
Other Marvel Writer/Directors: It's real!
James Gunn: Totally fake!
Other Marvel Writer/Directors: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLOT!
Kevin Feige: It's barely a concept.
James Gunn: [to Feige] You're taking their side?
Vin Diesel: I am Vin.
Other Marvel Writer/Directors: So what, "It's better than eleven percent!", what the hell does that have to do with anything?
James Gunn: Thank you Vin, thank you. See? Vin's the only one of you who can see I'll fill the void with a whole lot of fun and epic comic book characterisations!

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