Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ½

This and Heroes season 2 are the ultimate relics of the writer's strike, an unchaperoned disaster that is pure Bay in all the worst ways. Racist, juvenile, narratively and spatially incoherent, and you can't help but think that the robot disguised as a Hot Bay Chick who is ultimately a succubus is just a bit too good of a peek into Bay's mind. Right around the time you stare up at a robot's swaying testicles you begin to seriously doubt the merits of auterism.