High concept, low calories
Matt Singer ★★★
It’s clear to me now — even as I admit there are some really good sequences in this movie — that Craig should have retired as Bond after Skyfall. That film…
Brian Tallerico ★★ 7
How do you fuck up From Dusk Till Dawn meets Snakes on a Plane?
Trason Danos ★★
There is no kind way of saying this: James Wan’s newest film is a failure in every way.
The dialogue is trite and unpolished, with acting that is insufferably bad.…
Sam Van Hallgren ★★½ 10
Trying to imagine any other Marvel superhero getting assigned a comic sidekick for their origin story movie. Struck me as a badly judged misstep here, with Akwafina’s Katy undermining the…
demi adejuyigbe 13
games were sooooo weird in medieval times. probably ‘cause they hadn’t invented fun yet. “hey man you give me a thing and i’ll give you the same thing in a…
Matt Singer ★ 2
Someone decided to spend tens of millions (hundreds of millions?) of dollars on this and it is not remotely clear why based on the finished product. This movie made me…
<Todd> ★★ 2
"You smell like gun powder" - wife (grossed out)"You know you love it" - Gerard Butler, hide your family, hide your kids.
- 2019 Ranked: boxd.it/2lsbC
I liked the…