Jacob Hinchely

Jacob Hinchely

Radio guy. Host of the podcasts Han Duo, Dårligdommerne and Hakkedrengene. Also, tiny, tiny penis.

Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • Chinatown
  • Seven Samurai
  • Se7en

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  • Taken

    ★★

  • Scrooged

    ★★½

  • Superman

    ★★★

  • Cocktail

    ★★½

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  • Taken

    Taken

    The Bourne Identity light. The story of an obsessively overprotective dad whose worst fear is confirmed as his daughter is kidnapped in Paris. She was there - as a 17 year old - to follow U2 on their European tour. Excuse me while I laugh my ass off. The movie has a nice enough setup and premise, but it is horribly realized. Moral of the story: Don't let your daughter go to France, Europe is dangerous, and - if you're…

  • Scrooged

    Scrooged

    ★★½

    Richard Donner marathon pt. V

    One of those movies where it wasn't really important how funny the lines were as long as the actors shouted them. Boy, do they shout. All the time. The actors playing the ghosts are especially grating. There are some effects and some scenes that I like. The Danny Elfman music makes this seem like this is prime-era Tim Burton, but on well-fare.

    Directed by Richard Donner

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  • The Nun

    The Nun

    Nun of this made any sense.

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ★½

    Somebody stop this man. If Zack Snyder's Justice League was meant for that one guy who thought The Irishman was "good, but a little short", then this is for the guy who thought Suicide Squad (2016) needed an unofficial sequel COMBINED with The Irishman.

    Some of the most awful things about this:

    - This is a zombie film that lasts TWO HOURS AND THIRTY MINUTES.

    - Snyder (who also acts as a cinematographer on this one) is like a film…