Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • An American in Paris
  • Rear Window
  • Thelma & Louise

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  • The Green Knight

    ★★★½

  • Jolt

    ★★

  • Life

    ★★★½

  • Old

    ★★

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  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    A Good Day to Die Hard

    ★★★★

    I know it's universally slammed, but I don't care what anyone says, this is a fucking awesome action movie. If you genuinely love action movies, you'll love this. If you hate it, then with respect, you're not a true action movie fan.

    * Stop comparing it to the first three magnificent Die Hard movies! Nothing will ever compare to those (especially the original). AGDTDH has little in common with those three, so just view it as a distant cousin, and…

  • A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

    A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

    ★★

    A major letdown. All surface and no real depth, which is a shame as Mr. Rodgers was a genuinely great man, and he deserved a better movie than this. A few thoughts:

    * Tom Hanks is awesome in the role, but I never expected anything less. The problem is that Mr. Rodgers is a supporting character in his own fucking movie! Yes, that's a deliberate (and wrong) choice, but the main character - Lloyd Vogel - just isn't interesting enough…

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    Holy shit. What a fucking travesty. I can't believe how bad this turned out to be. The hype for this generic turd is off the charts, and legions of undemanding sheep with low standards (i.e. millennials) will ensure a huge opening weekend. However, make no mistake: this is not just a bad Halloween movie, it's bad movie overall.

    As a big horror movie fan who loves the Halloween series, I was excited to see this, but it failed miserably on…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★

    Urgh. The nuclear hype over this movie is sickening. There must something in the water because hordes of people have been gripped by some Groupthink, hive-mind mass delusion. By any objective measure, Parasite is grossly overrated. Technically good, with decent cinematography and good acting, but apart from that, it's just dull, and (IMO) morally repugnant.

    * Why exactly am I supposed to care about this 'family' of selfish, uncaring narcissistic deadbeats? Because that's exactly what they are: narcissists, with zero…