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  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    The Nightmare Before Christmas


    *the oogie boogie man song starts playing*

    me: please rise for the national anthem

  • Melancholia



    its not that i want a planet to smash into the earth, it's just that i wouldn't care if it did.

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  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants


    aaa queen of tonal inconsistency 😍😍 bitch i asked for horror not this coming of age noah centineo ass bullshit

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    oh my GOD they weren't lying it's fucking huge

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  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    movies that wonder woman 1984 is longer than:

    • tenet
    • 2001 a space odyssey
    • inception
    • midsommar
    • apocalypse now
    • the shawshank redemption
    • come and see
    • the departed
    • goodfellas
    • ikuru
    • the sacrifice

  • Nobody Knows

    Nobody Knows


    doesnt break your heart, but peels back the layers gently one by one until it's in pieces