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  • Moonstruck



    “I never told you this—of course, it’s not really a story. But one time, I woke up in the middle of the night because of this bright light in my face, like a flashlight. I couldn’t think what it was. I looked out the window, and it was the moon! As big as a house! I’ve never seen the moon so big before or since. I was almost scared, like it was gonna crush the house. And I looked down,…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    I sat too far back in the theater with my out of date prescription glasses on to have a fair opinion on this. That being said how are you gonna direct an adaptation of 101 stanza long epic poem and have there be like 20 lines of tolerable dialogue total. Why did people say “thee” and “thy” but also words like “greenish.” Thee Greenish Knight. I’m over any Terrence Malick-y visual stunting like some of us need to go to the eye doctor. Make movies talkies again

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  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye


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