jacobstertz has written 2 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

    ★½

    1 star is solely for the incredible amount of dust and sand that was put in almost every scene. The other 1/2 star is for Brendan Fraser’s deep aggro voice he used— real Brad Pitt in Troy vibes.

  • Cashback

    Cashback

    ★½

    Cash back? More like, can I get my time back. Amirite? 

    Really just a delivery device to bring tits to the big screen. 

    They really ripped off that Ferris Bueller line as the grand-finale, smdh.