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  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Rosemary's Baby
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  • The Haunting

    ★★★½

  • After Earth

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★

  • Creepshow

    ★★★★

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  • Mary and Max

    Mary and Max

    ★★★★★

    Film Club #29

    "Everyone's lives are like a very long sidewalk. Some are well paved. Others, like mine, have cracks, banana peels, and cigarette butts."

    Picking my choice for film club was an intimidating task. I was even more intimidated when I decided to pick one of my all time favorite movies, because I knew that many people would not feel the same way. Although I kept telling myself that it doesn't matter who likes the movie and who hates…

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  • Cremaster 4

    Cremaster 4

    ★★½

    Balls balls balls, maybe some dick but mostly balls.

    How many ways can you describe and visualize balls without actually showing the balls.

    Testicles here, testicles there, testicles everywhere.

    Tap dance balls, racing balls, wheels got balls too.

    And lets not forget the insane amount of man goop as well.

    Why does a movie insist on having so much semen.

    Motherfucking goblin took a trip to the cum dungeon. That cum tube went for miles.

    If that wasn't enough there…

  • Cremaster 1

    Cremaster 1

    Yeah it's still balls, but this was fucking boring.

    Motherfucking cgi blimps fucking cgi grapes and metaphorical bullshit testicles.

    I'll give you a summary of it so you don't have to watch it.
    Dancers just one big set of balls
    Blimp bitches got testicle table full of grapes, so many grapes
    Secret blimp bitches in each blimp steal some grapes
    Grapes fall
    Grapes make shapes
    Dancers copy shape
    repeat for 40 minutes

    Couldn't even give me some music that doesn't…