• Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★

    My disbelief has never been more suspended

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ah what the hell I love this movie now. I don't care. Bane has a silly voice, doesn't matter to me. The ending is so satisfying, I must've been on crack or something because I used to think it wasn't. Alfred made me cry when he said "I failed you". I understand this has flaws but you know what, it's a damn good time.

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Two Jackman

  • Memento

    Memento

    ★★★★★

    Ironically, this is a movie I don't think I will ever forget.

  • Following

    Following

    ★★★½

    As Nolan is one of my favorite directors, I thought it was about time I watch through all of his films. Considering this movie had a budget of 6,000 dollars, it's really not that bad. This was a pretty good start for good ol' Chris. The story is really investing and I just wish the movie was longer. I get why it's so short, because of certain constraints, but it's a real shame how short this movie is. But I still really enjoyed it and it's a really good start for an amazing director.

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★

    Dumbass pudgy dog make me giggle😂

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★★½

    Ain't nothin wrong with an extended scene of Andrew Garfield shirtless

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★★½

    One of the best animated movies to come out in recent years! It goes without saying that the animation is gorgeous, that's to be expected these days honestly, the songs and characters are great and memorable too.

    But what I loved most was the themes.
    The themes and messages of this movie are very powerful and relatable. It's heartbreaking to watch these characters be hurt and broken down by the expectations of the people around them, and I feel like…

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    ★★★½

    Sacha Baron Cohen knocks down some dude with an entire orange in his mouth and it's never acknowledged

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★★

    You know what they say, when one year ends, a new Shrek begins. Trust me, they do say that.

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★★

    The only thing better than one Hugo Weaving performance, is lots of Hugo Weaving performances.

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★

    I missed the best song sequence (according to my mom) because my weak bladder just couldn't wait five more minutes. Shame on me!