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  • Truly Madly Deeply
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  • The Tall T
  • Hard to Be a God

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  • The River Wild

    ★★★

  • GoldenEye

    ★★★½

  • Without Limits

    ★★★★½

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★½

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  • The River Wild

    The River Wild

    ★★★

    there’s a sizable chunk of my inheritance waiting for anyone who can explain to me just what the hell david strathairn is contributing to the plot during the last twenty minutes of this one.

  • GoldenEye

    GoldenEye

    ★★★½

    this movie rules. it’s completely and utterly incoherent, but it still rules. bring back a two-dimensional bond! i miss the days of 007’s who glowered and posed and fired off bullets and quippy one-liners and had ZERO interiority whatsoever.

    MUCH more fun than this dour gloom-head with unresolved ptsd who drinks to stifle the screams of the people he’s killed.

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  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Halfway into David Robert Mitchell’s corrosive noir mystery / satire / nightmare Under the Silver Lake, the film’s slacker protagonist Sam (Andrew Garfield, revelatory) takes a minute from investigating the disappearance of his pretty blonde neighbor (Riley Keough, cast, I’m sure, for her ability to reflect both Marilyn Monroe and her own iconic grandfather) to stare out at the Los Angeles skyline and wonder if he “fucked up some long time ago and [was] living the wrong life, like a…

  • No Sudden Move

    No Sudden Move

    ★★★★

    this film is a fucking delight and it looks weird as shit IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY and don cheadle should star in a hundred neo-noirs a year and steven soderbergh is the KING OF HBOMAX