Star ratings are a nonsense
I kind of feel like Damien Chazelle hates jazz.
Like, obviously he loves jazz, obviously, but in that way where he's so desperate to control it, he may as well hate it. Damien Chazelle is jazz music's bad boyfriend and jazz should leave him and find someone who appreciates her, not just for all she is, but for all she can be.
So. I'm going to list a few of the things I hated about this film, but there's only…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Ok so ONE DAY I will rewatch this film, probably next Christmas (as is tradition) and try to really, really give it a chance, but this here, what you're reading right now, are my late night, lightly drunk thoughts, having just walked home through the rain, on the opening night of this film.
That whole opening sequence with Kylo Ren finding Palpatine? Where did that come from?! Is it nowhere? I think it's nowhere. Like, it's not bad in…