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  • Slaxx


    would have worked better as a shortz

  • Monster from Green Hell

    Monster from Green Hell


    there's some scientists off on safari in search of giant wasps -cue endless trudging with all the heavy lifting done by porters ( there is one shot of a white guy trudging behind the porters with a whip! these guys are being paid arent they? or is this guy gonna tame some lions?) anyway there is also a woman who spends an ungodly amount of time pressing herself against the lead dude for comfort...which after a time I found quite amusing. but really its terribly boring...simply put - not enough wasps
    I'm giving it half a star for the pith helmets

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    This Beautiful Fantastic

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  • The Hands of Orlac

    The Hands of Orlac


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