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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    I don't care what anybody says, Black Christmas 2006 is the definitive campy xmas slasher to watch every year with your loser friends.

    Where would you ever find a slasher that makes every kill as festive as it can while having half the movie lit by Christmas lights like some kind of Kringle Suspiria? Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies is like 97% of the musical score and Michelle Trachtenberg swears a bunch, sorry, it doesn't get more festive than this.

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  • 100 Tears

    100 Tears


    Gurdy is one of the only cool clowns in horror!! I've never liked Pennywise, this guy is far cooler! Marcus Koch always has great gore and this is no exception!!

    btw I'm obsessed with the crazy rave music that plays during most of the kill scenes!! +_+

  • 29 Needles

    29 Needles


    Every few seconds I would say to the screen "Do not put that in there!" but he kept putting things inside himself and he's more creative about it than you might initially think possible tbh!!!

    Everything is a fetish for someone, I guess!!

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  • The Craft: Legacy

    The Craft: Legacy


    I just love the shallow and demeaning attempts at tackling every complex social issue they could think of, alongside the empty characters that just say cringe one-liners about being Twilight stans or whatever. This film is a boring and lifeless statement that has no meaningful connection to the source material, let alone to itself. This movie is about nothing, it means nothing, and it wants so badly to let you know that It's, like, totally woke and super feminist!


  • Ju-On: Origins

    Ju-On: Origins


    This is just a character drama where ghosts sometimes interrupt peoples sleeping patterns and conversations