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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith


    ok i will be real with you guys this movie is absolutely epic and i am saying this as someone with absolutely zero nostalgia to this beast i watched this for the first time like last week and i literally cannot get this fucker out of my mind...

    1. it is so absolutely one hundred percent unabashedly dumb and that is all i could ask for in a star wars movie
    2. my favorite moment of the whole film is…

  • Dead End

    Dead End


    <3 "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering." <3

    I'm not ready to talk about this movie but on that merit, I truly don't think I ever will be. It did...something to me.
    If you go back to my Grave Encounters review a few weeks ago, I mentioned a Reddit post I made requesting time-warpy, lost-time type of movies. Someone recommended this and now I'm gonna have to go drive to wherever…

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  • Saw



    Bite the hand that bleeds you!
    "Perfect" as an adjective is absolute but I don't care... this is the most amazing and most perfect film of all time. Thinking about this fucking movie makes me tear up like crazy. I don't know where I'd be without this shit, it'll be ten years since the first time I watched Saw this December and it feels unreal that this dumb movie has literally been the only stability I have had this past…

  • Stowaway



    Daniel Dae Kim HOT!

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  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby


    If I lived in that fucking gorgeous apartment in The Dakota you wouldn't see me complaining about my demon baby

  • Frozen II

    Frozen II


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Anna is absolutely horny at her coronation telling Kristoff he looks “BETTER IN LEATHER!!!” The sheer kinkiness of this comment... keep it in the FUCKING bedroom, Anna!