Nick Moore ★★★★ 2
I’m glad this kinda thing hasn’t happened to me!
Nick Moore ★ 1
What a total waste of time. The main character is a horrible person, nobody acts like a realistic human and nothing that happens matters.
Eric Munn ★★★★ 1
I think I could pull off "Russell Crowe hot". Is that a thing?
it's a shame that i guessed the ending twist really early on
Nick Moore ★★★★
For a movie where the protagonist does mushrooms with a fox and jizzes into a magic sash, it’s a pretty classy picture.
Ben Travers ★★★
Betty Gilpin is a goddamn star.
danozzi ★★½ 3
the sole voice of reason in this doc was the offspring which should tell you something
Nick Moore ★
At one point, Gremlins appear in broad daylight and I said aloud “But Gremlins are allergic to bright light!” and it was the most I was engaged by this film.