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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★½

    Martin Scorsese having tears in his eyes, opens his notebook and scratches out a single word:


    n̶o̶t̶ cinema


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    edit: to prevent this review from being shadowbanned for the “lack of content", I'd like to say that Zack Snyder's Justice League is a massive improvement from the previous take on it. Despite being 4 hours long and having lackluster writing, it manages to work as both "set-up" and "pay-off" movie, while still delivering a coherent story with a satisfying finale. cheers!

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    the way christopher nolan looks at time is how quentin tarantino looks at feet.


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    edit: in the effort the get this review back from being shadowbanned, I want to say that it seems that Nolan started making this film from a point of a "cool concept" and then wrote a mediocre story around it. John and Robert are cool as hell, but movie itself feels flat and insignificant.

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  • The Father

    The Father

    ★★★★

    florian zeller: hey olivia pls come act in my new movie 
    olivia colman: no 
    florian zeller: glenn close might be winning her first oscar
    olivia colman: when do we start

  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★

    Dear Lee Isaac Chung,

    I understand Bong Joon Ho told us to break the one inch barrier of subtitles, but why did you break my heart alongside with it?

    love,

    hunter

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  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★★★

    list of alternative titles I pitched to netflix:

    Ho(l)me(s) Alone
    The Miseducation of Enola Holmes
    Sherlock v Mycroft: Dawn of Justice
    Crouching Enola: Hidden Lord Tewksbury
    Stranger Strings
    Catch Ma If You Can
    The Great Game(of Scrabble)

    they still didn’t reply :(

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    list of better ways to spend your $30:

    • buy a Blu-ray of the original
    • go see Tenet for the 4th time
    • order 20 chicken nuggets, pocket the rest
    • get a fly hat, autumn is coming
    • buy your mom some flowers, she deserves
    • Netflix subscription, so you can stop using someone else’s
    • donate it, there are people who need it far more than Disney