Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Pokémon Detective Pikachu ★★★½

1. what is the texture of a bulbasaur (like a leaf???)
2. i want to touch the bulbasaur
3. i love the squeaky chirpy bulbasaurs 

a. ryan reynolds should be doing a cutsie pikachu voice and i’m furious he’s just doing his normal ryan reynolds voice. try harder, ryan, you gotta live up to the cutest sweetie pokemon design in the world (little feet little hands scrunchy face little HAT)

(my pokémon partner would be a sandshrew)

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