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  • Flatliners
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

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  • Bride of Re-Animator

    ★★★½

  • Re-Animator

    ★★★★

  • Becoming Cousteau

    ★★★½

  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★★

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  • Bride of Re-Animator

    Bride of Re-Animator

    ★★★½

    Just two totally normal guys totally normally living together on the edge of a cemetery doing totally normal things together… definitely not desecrating corpses… definitely not doing weird sex stuff… definitely just normal dudes doing normal stuff they promise  

    Herbert being jealous and petty and hurt when Dan wants to date a girl… god i love that messy twink. meanwhile Dan having a psychotic break through this whole movie, looking so beefy… babe, it’s transcendent

  • Re-Animator

    Re-Animator

    ★★★★

    herbert gets his hooks in Dan SO FAST and honestly Dan LIKES it!!! he pretends he doesn’t but he is obsessed with that twink immediately 

    integral cut is the only way to go. herbert is so bitchy. he’s doing drugs, he’s crying. it’s simply better.

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  • Joker

    Joker

    joaquin phoenix personally owes me an apology and at least 200$

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★★½

    sorry to diana and steve but i am so horned up for barbara and max 

    lol sorry but i liked it!! i love a movie that hinges on pedro being a loving dad!! i love a DC set movie! I love pedros come-and-go accent! I love his big hair! i love him rattling apart! i love kristen being HOT and MEAN!! I love invisible plane!! I love the steve trevor body man!! cayoot!!