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  • Amityville: Dollhouse

    Amityville: Dollhouse


    I don't know what to focus on... the relationship between the teenagers, the zombie dad, or the incest?

  • Amityville 3-D

    Amityville 3-D


    Points for filmmaking? 0. Points for over exaggeration? Millions. Points for entertainment? I'm just gonna give it a 1.5 overall because this sucks but it's also a bold move and it's hilarious. The thing is... I'll watch this again. So far my top tier amityville rotation is 2 and then 3.

    Update: there's a lot of gold in this after discussing it on horror soup. 2 stars seems fair. I almost wanna go higher actually.

Popular reviews

  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained


    It's great that two Tarantino movies in a row end with racists blowing up. Very satisfying. 

    Side note: Dr. Schultz refusing to shake Candie's hand out of pure pettiness and shooting him in the heart instead is TOP TIER.

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    As much as I LOVE childs play and I’m sure I’ll get dragged for this rating, I just can’t go above a 4. The concept of Chucky is 5 stars and the movie is incredible, but it has its issues. That’s all I’m gonna say for now.