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  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying


    Good night and welcome fellow Children of Chaos

    I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.

    From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the…

  • Acid




    This reviewer said that the movie was made based on director Just Philippot's childhood nightmares.

    As a child, I learned about Acid Rain. I had this fear of rain for a while. Whenever it rained I had to watch to make sure it wasn't melting trees. Yes, I know that isn't exactly what Acid Rain is, tell that to a little child. When it rain, while I slept I had this recurring nightmare where the rain would start to…

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  • Lung


    Recomended by Child of Chaos FilmFanatic

    If you want to force my stupid ass to watch something do so here.

    Anyway. Don't look at the plot. The plot is Phil Stevens had a bunch of cool ideas for body horror, could not think of a plot. something something decent into madness, here is a dude pulling glass from his foot.

    So I actually really liked this. Kind of. I liked it for what it was as I like…

  • Ballad in Blood

    Ballad in Blood

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos

    The lord works in mysterious ways. I doubt his existence then I see he created a world with Linka (Carlotta Morelli) in it. In another movie Noemi Smorra who plays Elizabeth would be the hottie, but damn.

    This movie is filled to the brim with boobs, butts, and bushes. Could have used a few more balls and... brains? I don't know, need a good B euphemism for penis.

    Perving aside, this kind…

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  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

    So these moves are based on a real thing.

    You see a lot of people die and death has a group of people working for him. The celestial order is unionized and Death is guaranteed 4 weeks vacation every year. So sometimes he has his middle management take over for him.

    There is this kid named Chad, or Chazz as we all refuse to call him. Kinda a 90s kid who's dad is an important figure in the divine bureaucracy.…

  • Joker



    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    So I have dabbled in some fan fic writing. I think all writers do. It's just something people can do to hone their craft, learn pitfalls, ext.

    So my DCU Fan Fic, this is almost my Joker.

    Joker has spent so much time trying to be more hardcore. Scarier in all media. TV, Comics, Movies. Jared Leto is a perfect example of this. He is what a 4 year old thinks is…