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  • Metallica: Through the Never

  • House of Gucci

  • Rushmore

    ★★★★★

  • Jungle Cruise

    ½

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  • Metallica: Through the Never

    Metallica: Through the Never

    Exists solely for Metallica fans, giving them wet dreams by means of providing some of the best performances of these songs post Black Album era. Serves no other purpose, and is for literally no one else except for Metallica diehards.

    I am a Metallica diehard.

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    19

    I have not been this relentlessly infuriated and thoroughly upset with a film in a very long time. It’s a public display of a hollow shell, empty and pitiful, longing for some sort of inhabitance - or in this films case, passion and a driving force. I’m completely appalled at how they managed to take one of the most interesting stories known to man and somehow turned it into an unintentional comedy of pathetic proportions. There is not a…

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  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    ½

    6

    I spent an entire god damn motherfucking hour writing a review for this. Talking about why it’s so lamentable. I exited the app. I came back. Everything got fucking erased. So I’ll leave you with a couple of things.

    1 - Fuck off, Letterboxd. Get your shit together.

    2 - Execrable acting, except from Adams, who gives a mixed performance instead of an awful one.

    3 - Worst editing I’ve ever seen. Worse than a middle schooler trying to…

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

    ★★★★★

    99

    Recently, I hit 100 followers, and I figured I would celebrate by watching the first film I logged on the app. I would like to thank everyone on this app, because even though it’s not a whole lot, it’s a big milestone for me. Even though there’s only around 7 or 8 people that consecutively read my reviews, it still means a lot to me as an aspiring writer. I would like to thank TyYiggyfreshJammiridescence_13, and Austin for sticking with me and…