Hank Bauer

Hank Bauer

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Hank - 22 - Male Chōjin

Demon's are awesome, and underrated. Only in movies though.

Rating System:
★★★★★ - good
★★★ - sure
½ - ouch

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Fist of the North Star

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  • Extract

    ★★★½

  • Free Guy

    ½

  • Cry Macho

    ★★

  • Chasing Amy

    ★★★½

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  • Extract

    Extract

    ★★★½

    “Look I know she’s your wife… or whatever…”

    Another great Mike Judge flick, god damn. It does take a little bit for it to start running, but once Extract gets going, it’s a hilarious ride. Bateman, Affleck, Kunis, Wiig, Simmons AND Collins Jr, all fantastic. T.J. Miller was a bit of a miss, but he’s hardly in the movie anyways (he’s a poor man’s Jason Lee anyways).

    Very wacky, underrated comedy gem. I think more people should give it a shot. I mean, it’s not Office Space levels of great, but it’s surely something that same crowd could love. Strong 7 to a light 8!

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    I don’t really know what I was expecting from Free Guy, but this was soooo much worse than what I thought this movie WAS gonna be. Worse than anyone could’ve imagined. You though Space Jam: A New Legacy was bad? Check THIS shit out. I mean, a premise like this could be done, I’ll admit. Just… not like this. It kinda feels like the team that made this watched GTA mod videos on YouTube and just figured “hey let’s do a movie…

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  • Life After Pi

    Life After Pi

    ★★★½

    Just fuckin' pay these people you demons

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★½

    Was very confused on what this movie was for like 50 minutes of it’s runtime, and even when you kinda get a grip on what’s going on, Malignant is mostly just a bunch of random bullshit. That’s not to say it’s bad; I do think it has it’s merits. The cinematography is cool and the imagery is good eerie spooky I’m scared vibes, teenagers will undoubtedly think this rules. It just doesn’t really have a lot outside of that.

    It’s…