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Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Shining
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • The Crow

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Recent reviews

  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter


    So. Many. Cuts. 🥴 This movie literally gave me a headache. (It was edited by someone named Doobie. 🤔)
    Take a shot every time Milla or Iain say "FIRE!" Take 2 shots for the additional "You're all going to die down here" redux (gotta stay until after the credits). Or don't because you may die of alcohol poisoning. ☠

  • The Butterfly Effect 2

    The Butterfly Effect 2


    From the director of such hits as Wish Upon, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, and Annabelle comes... a sequel to Butterfly Effect? Starring the brother of Blake Lively (and that girl who played Teen Witch), who portrays a guy so bad at controlling his powers that his personality magically changes along with the alternate timelines; from nice guy to total douchebag. Ummm, why?
    But hey, we got a few good laughs out of this, so all is not lost! Make no mistake…

Popular reviews

  • 7 Nights Of Darkness

    7 Nights Of Darkness


    If you want to get motion sickness from a bad found footage attempt while watching a bunch of people overreact to every little thing and argue incessantly about nothing, this is the crappy "horror" movie for you! (Not scary, not original, not good.)

  • Puppet Master: The Legacy

    Puppet Master: The Legacy

    Have to give this a low rating based on its value as a standalone film. Perhaps if we weren't having a Puppet Master marathon, this would not have been as fast-forward worthy as it was. After all, it could certainly serve as the perfect refresher for someone who hasn't seen the prior movies in years and would rather spend 1 hour 11 mins watching only this instead of the 7 before it. However, the very sparse new footage was poorly…