Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • The Craft
  • The Shining
  • Scooby-Doo

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  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★★★★

  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

  • Black Swan

    ★★★★★

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  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    one of the best thrillers/horrors i’ve seen in a while. genuinely had me shocked and disgusted and on the edge of my seat for most of the film. was also at times really oddly… funny? almost as if michael scott was a serial killer. the ending was kind of boring, i wish it would’ve just ended when he first went into the hole from the freezer. it had me just wishing for it to finally end.

  • Queen of the Damned

    Queen of the Damned

    ★★★★

    this movie is so hot and so gay

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  • House

    House

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    whether it was the language barrier, or me just being incompetent, i rarely ever knew what was going on.

    the editing and effects were absolutely terrible as well as the pacing. all of the characters were incredibly one-dimensional, their only personality traits just coincided with their names (i.e., melody plays music, kung fu did kung fu, etc.) not to mention the fucking disgusting behavior towards mac, who’s entire personality trait is... eating and being “fat” (which she is no where…

  • Scarface

    Scarface

    ★★★★

    my only complaint is that elvira deserved more screen time and al’s accent is terrible but i forgive him oops. this isn’t my favorite of al’s films, but it’s still great. a true cultural reset.

    pacino x depalma is a legendaric duo. tbh no one could’ve done this movie better. it’s so iconic. no reboot of this version will ever do it justice.