Favorite films

  • Bridge to Terabithia
  • The Dark Knight
  • Hugo
  • The Conjuring

Recent activity

  • I Spit on Your Grave 2


  • The Hummingbird Project


  • The Many Saints of Newark


  • Free Fire


Recent reviews

  • I Spit on Your Grave 2

    I Spit on Your Grave 2

    Irredeemable trash that, unlike its merely awful predecessor, has absolutely nothing positive going for it, but plenty to be disgusted about.

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead


    Watching ‘Shaun of the Dead’ in a theater was to the film’s favor.

    The previous times I watched the movie on DVD, I didn’t understand the acclaim. It turns out there is either something funky with my disc or I don’t have things set up right, because in the theater showing there is an ACTUAL perfect sync of audio to visuals; this coupled with the sharp editing is essential to the film’s timing, humor, and success, of which I couldn’t experience before.

    “We’re coming to get you, Barbara!”

Popular reviews

  • Pearl Harbor

    Pearl Harbor


    I’m going to need the people who hate this movie to explain to me why it’s so awful, and I’m going to need people who love Pearl Harbor to explain their stance as well.

    I absolutely don’t understand why this has garnered such strong reactions.

  • The Legend of 5 Mile Cave

    The Legend of 5 Mile Cave


    What faults there are are easily compensated for by fresh enthusiasm, crisp cinematography, and a steady level of mild quirkiness.