Hallvarður Jón Guðmunds

Hallvarður Jón Guðmunds

future subject of an Unsolved Mysteries-episode. they/them.

Favorite films

  • Cat People
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Crash
  • Akira

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  • Dying of the Light

    ★★½

  • Feed the Kitty

    ★★★★★

  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    ★★★★★

  • The Void

    ★★★

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  • Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo

    Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Previously on Evangelion:

    Everybody: Get in the robot, Shinji. You have to save the world.

    Shinji: I don't want to get in the robot. Every time I do, something terrible happens.

    Asuka: Baka Shinji!

    Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo:

    Everybody: Don't get in the robot, Shinji. For the love of God don't get in the robot! Every time you do, something terrible happens.

    Shinji: I'm gonna get in the robot. I need to repair the world.

    Asuka: Baka Shinji!

  • Death Proof

    Death Proof

    "I'd guesstimate it's a sex thing. The only way I can figure it. High velocity impact. Twisted metal. Busting glass. All four souls taken exactly at the same time. Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo."

    The only Tarantino-movie that matters.

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