I want to reach a million followers by 2023.
Maybe 2024 is more realistic?
2024 followers, that is.
A terrible monstrosity is heading to Earth on a pre-determined date and the general public is ignoring the media campaign. This isn't a metaphor for climate change, it's Adam McKay venting about everyone hating 'Vice'.
Also just realised that Adam McKay is an anagram for Anchorman. Too tired to verify, will just assume that's true.