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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Barfly
  • Magnolia
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

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  • Tuff Turf

    ★★★½

  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

    ★★★★½

  • Konrad

    ★★★½

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★½

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  • Tuff Turf

    Tuff Turf

    ★★★½

    This is one of the strangest films I’ve ever seen. The tonal shifts are both disruptive and plenty. I am not sure this movie really knew what it wanted to be. Action? Comedy? Musical? Romance? Drama? They really just threw everything in here, which leaves it with no real identity.

    That being said, it was a lot of fun. You can’t possibly take this film seriously. I watched it online with a friend, and we were both constantly naming other…

  • Konrad

    Konrad

    ★★★½

    This was quaint in a good way. It was originally a two-part production airing in 1985 as part of WonderWorks on PBS. It’s pretty standard family entertainment although the story itself is a little kooky, which is a good thing in my book. The basic message is that it’s okay that nobody’s perfect: kids nor parents. The script and production values do not shine here, but I enjoyed it all the same. 

    I was able to hear her tell him…

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  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★½

    Don’t lie about transforming into shit.

  • Cuties

    Cuties

    ★★★½

    “God has never imposed on women more than they could bear.”

    Uh-huh.

    Some of you have never been an 11 year old girl, and it shows.

    But seriously: “Only a creeper could watch this without being revolted!” Way to miss the effing point altogether, and remember that if there weren’t ‘creepers’ at every turn, who would young girls be performing these things for? TRY AGAIN.