All Summers End

All Summers End ★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

This movie didn’t deserve Kaitlyn Dever

Bold choice casting a literal robot as your film’s lead 

When he holds the ketchup bottle horizontally up to his chest and then squirts it all over himself like wtf did you expect sweetie

Why is Austin Abrams voice deeper in this than it is now?
 
Tye Sheridan committing 100% to matching the narrator’s southern drawl in the climactic emotional outburst made me giggle

Speaking of the narrator, what happened to him in the middle of the movie? He probably fell asleep with the viewers 😴 

I know I won’t be the first to use the joke that thank god “all movies end” but I’m still gonna do it

What was this movie even trying to say besides teenage fuckbois ruin everything?

I’m confused were we supposed to have empathy for him or assume he’s an actual sociopath 

*brings girlfriend to abandoned room with 10 mattresses*
Grace: what is this place?
Conrad: this is where I go to get bedbugs 
Grace: 😅 thought you were gonna murder me
Conrad: no just your bro
Grace: oh ok... wait what 

The end credits used the same song as All The Bright Places did and that makes so much sense. You know the ironically upbeat one about being “too young to burn” which perfectly captures everything wrong with modern day teen melodrama 

At least this movie ended with characters acting as they probably would. I was so worried he’d end up happy

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