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  • Johnny Mnemonic

    Johnny Mnemonic


    I'mma keep it real this movie is a 2 most of the time but there is certain glimpses of absolute brilliance. It was really written for Nicholas Cage but they had to settle for Keanu Reeves who gave a somewhat stilted performance. However, when he shines he shines, especially the "Room Service" speech.

    Insane amount of quotables, a must watch to experience but I wouldn't say it's good.

  • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

    The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water


    Great kids movie that seems to be plagued by its elongated fourth act. The animation was top notch and even though it can be predictable at times SpongeBob's enthusiasm is so catchy throughout the movie that it rubs off on you by the end. The random Epic Rap Battles of History style rap docks half a point though.