Gory B Movie

Gory B Movie

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Witchy YouTube horror host. Lover of spooky stories and cheesy movies. #horror

Favorite films

  • Fright Night
  • Scream
  • The Craft
  • The Faculty

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  • Fantasy Island

    ★★½

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★

  • Fear Street: 1666

    ★★★★

  • Claw

    ★½

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  • The House Next Door: Meet the Blacks 2

    The House Next Door: Meet the Blacks 2

    ★★

    I kind of liked the first Meet the Blacks, but this one missed the mark. It's a parody of Fright Night with the dad being a parody of the dad from Sinister. The script is lazy and the jokes are outdated. There was a Celine Dion joke comparing a vamp's white wig to Celine Dion's...yeah, I didn't get it either. And let's not forget that Bo Derek joke. Also, strobing lights warning. Flashing lights don't usually bother me, but I…

  • Teen Titans Go! See Space Jam

    Teen Titans Go! See Space Jam

    ★★½

    This is pretty much a kid's take on MST3K. The trouble is that they're trying to riff the movie while also expressing their love for it. This leads to some very restrained jokes. The best parts of the film are when the Titans take breaks from the movie and interact with the aliens. I would have liked to see more of that. I really like the idea of Teen Titans Go riffing movies, but I think this concept would work…

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  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★★

    I remember that this movie wasn't very well received when it came out. Over the years, it's built up a loyal fanbase. It's a fun film but is far from the masterpiece that everyone bent out of shape about the new movie makes it out to be. There isn't much of a story here and Michael Jordan doesn't look like he really wants to be in this movie. What I did enjoy were the scenes with the other basketball players.…

  • Blood: The Last Vampire

    Blood: The Last Vampire

    ★★

    Ooof that CGI! The performances are great but the story is all over the place. The film relies on the audience's familiarity with the anime to the point that any newcomer would be very confused.

    Grade: C
    Recommendation:
    Skip it and watch the anime instead.

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  • Hounds of Love

    Hounds of Love

    ★★★★

    Very disturbing and difficult to watch. Sort of a study in domestic violence and abusive, controlling relationships. It's filmed beautifully, the acting is great and it's well-paced. In fact, it feels almost too real at times and makes you feel dirty for watching it.

    This isn't the kind of film you watch to enjoy and I doubt it's one I'll ever rewatch, but I'm sure Hounds of Love will stick with me for some time.

    Grade: A-
    Recommendation: Rent it. Be sure to follow it up with some cute cat videos.

  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman

    ★★★★

    Take E.T., GWAR, and the villains from Power Rangers throw them into a blender with a bucket of gore and you get Psycho Goreman or PG for short. I loved the creature designs and effects! This is the kind of movie that anyone that grew up wanting to befriend the monsters will LOVE! The humor is cheesy and feels like an R-rated take on a Nickelodeon movie. I couldn't stop smiling! My only complaints are that the little girl can…