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I love horror and 90s/00s high school movies

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  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer


    One of the most nostalgic films ever for me - watching as an adult I now realise that all the stuff I thought was cool and clever as a teenager is actually supposed to be purposefully pretentious and annoying, and I no longer hate Summer for her decision and see where Tom went wrong. It was sadder through wiser eyes! I will always love this film though for its soundtrack and the monumental effect it had on me as a kid, despite it not being the masterpiece I once thought it was (although I think it’s better than people give it credit for!)

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire


    Been waiting a while to watch this and put this afternoon aside to finally see it - unfortunately it was a pretty big disappointment :( I love Lynch and I love mad stuff but I just wasn’t entertained, and I never thought I’d be saying that about one of his films. It was an absolute slog and at several parts I was just plain bored. There are some undoubtedly cool parts and imagery and of course that jump scare, but I…

Popular reviews

  • Tarnation



    It feels weird reviewing a film like this because it’s hard to brandish somebody’s telling of their traumatic life as good or bad, and I kind of feel as if the director had to make this film for himself so it doesn’t really matter what we think. You could label it a narcissistic film, but as I say, it’s a film made for him about him (I’m thinking of the opening and final sequences). Essentially all I can say is…

  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct


    Vertigo with puss-ay