You know what the worst thing in the world is? When people who have never actually read Alice in Wonderland take a nauseatingly saccharine quote from this abortion of a movie and attribute it to Lewis Carroll. Or when people who have never read Les Mis take lyrics from the musical and attribute them to Victor Hugo. You people are everything that is wrong with humanity and you will die too uninformed to realize how blitheringly stupid you are. And I will take some embarrassing quote from the Internet and misattribute it to you as your epitaph.
I present you, good people of Letterboxd, with the entirety of the notes I took while watching this film. I gave up on them about halfway through and moved on to other boredom-reducing techniques. Fuck this movie.
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