goodhunterabbie has written 3 reviews for films rated ½ during 2019.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was warping feminism into brand material.

    In awe of how cursed this is. Not an ounce of filmmaking talent on display, but it literally ends on the revelation that RBG is an angel which I guess is supposed to make it an uncriticizable yas-queen powerhouse. At least K-Stew got paid.

  • The Trump Prophecy

    The Trump Prophecy

    First Reformed: "Who are you?"

    The Trump Prophecy: "I'm you but stronger in every possible way."

  • Waves

    Waves

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Waves: the movie that dares to ask the question, "What if the kid who brutally murders his pregnant ex-girlfriend is the REAL victim?!"

    Despised this. Plays like a parody of A24's style—slathered in neon, packed end to end with obnoxious needle drops, camera constantly bobbing and rotating without purpose, no fewer than SEVEN aspect ratio changes. And then there's the story, which is overwrought to near comedy—the highlight might be a climactic argument via text messages that plays out in real time exactly the way you'd expect, right down to an autocorrected "DUCKING." Bad, bad, bad.