Favorite films

  • Truck Turner
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Five Element Ninjas
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Recent activity

  • Class Action Park

  • The Collector

  • The Sentinel


  • The Burning Hell


Recent reviews

  • Class Action Park

    Class Action Park

    I couldn't get passed the fact that they were pretending that the 80's home videos that they found on YouTube were the kids who went to Action Park.

  • The Collector

    The Collector

    i fucking hated it.

    the bitchiest killer ever.

    worth it to get annoyed at the old man who yells "RUN WITTLE GIRL, RUUUUUUUUN!"

Popular reviews

  • ...And the Pursuit of Happiness

    ...And the Pursuit of Happiness


    The boom mic operator needs to get slapped in the face.

  • Wild Beasts

    Wild Beasts


    Ugh. I'm so torn up about my opinion of this film. The plot is so ridiculously amazing and it has so many INCREDIBLE moments. The frog puppet, the car chase with a cheetah, elephants at the airport...It's a movie about ZOO ANIMALS ON PCP ATTACKING HUMANS! How can this NOT be the best movie ever made?

    There is some very unnecessary and disgusting REAL animal abuse in it. And the director gives off some super PEDO-VIBES with super uncomfortable and…