31. Suitable for children
”Why’d you have to read the book aloud?”
“I have issues! Ok?!”
Imagine the bad luck of being a little kid who’s scared of everything and it turns out your goth sister really is a witch in league with the devil with an evil book that conjures a monster. Sucks, man. Shoulda played the squirrel game.
I wanna play the squirrel game.
That was solid. I mean it is what it is,…