5 things I've learned from Marriage Story.
1. I want to get married and write a cute list about my wife.
2. If I get married I NEVER want to get a divorce.
3. When it comes to lawyers, you get what you pay for.
4. Don't let your wife cut your hair because you'll end up looking like Shaggy.
5. If your child doesn't know your bleeding to death on the floor maybe it's not worth fighting for the little sociopath.