The Martian ★★★★

Senior citizens do not know what this movie is called. I don’t think they know what any movie is called! They saw the poster which said “bring him home” and would NOT accept when I gave them tickets to “the Martian”. “No, we want BRING HIM HOME, not THE MARTIAN.” None of them would ever listen to reason. They were always so mad at me. Fuck you richard from New England, I hope your popcorn was stale.