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  • Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★½

  • Eternals

  • Another Round

    ★★★★★

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

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  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★½

    Geez. In rewatch this is even better.

    This film was so ahead of its time. When it came out I was like "well that's a little far fetched" by the end but now with Bezos, Musk and all these cunt billionaires ruining literally everything in the world the whole concept seems mild.

    Death to all billionaires.

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    Finally Marvel makes a DC-sized mistake. This is basically the biggest superhero mess since Suicide Squad.

    Chloé Zhao absolutely shits the bed here. She's way out of her depth and the film fails entirely from her mistakes. The soundtrack is bland and unemotive, the script is jaw droppingly bland, and the pace is so sluggish it took me three attempts to watch it.

    I fell asleep within the first 25 mins when I started to watch it on Friday at…

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  • Monster House

    Monster House

    ★★½

    A metaphor about a man trapped in an abusive relationship for 45 years until some kids help free him by killing his wife.

  • Bean

    Bean

    ★★★★½

    A list of moments that made me laugh out loud:

    1) Mr Bean is on an aeroplane and tries to wake up someone by blowing up a used sick bag over a sleeping man.
    2) Mr Bean speeds up a theme park ride causing everyone to be thrown around like ragdolls.
    3) David: "Don't turkeys take 5 hours to cook?"
    Mr Bean: "Not necessarily."
    Cut to Mr Bean stuffing it into microwave.
    4) Mr Bean ruins a $50 million painting…