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  • French Exit

    French Exit

    ★★★½

    Five stars for Michelle Pfeiffer asking to "Seek out the fucked witch” and Lucas Hedges, who fucked the witch, responding “can we find something else to call her?”

    2020 will always be remembered as the year of Lucas Hedges taking international boat trips with esteemed actresses, and nothing else!

  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry

    ★★½

    Got in my car and made the trek so I could watch this the way it was meant to be seen - on an iPad in the back of a minivan. 

    This actually made me laugh with the very first gag (“he’s a fraud, he’s a regular cat playing the piano!”) and that alone is more than I ever could’ve imagined getting from this movie. And it opens with A Tribe Called Quest classic to boot!

    All that goodwill went…

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  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears

    Congratulations to Michael Moore for being the only sensible person on Earth apparently

  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    I’m not allowed to talk about this until tomorrow night which is terrific because I do not have the words to describe this experience!

    UPDATE:

    Tom Hooper’s CATS is truly unlike anything I’ve ever seen, I’ll give it that!

    It provides *zero* way in for those who are not already in the know, which is a bold move considering its source material is already confusing and plotless!

    It’s just 100 minutes of horrifying cat-human hybrids introducing themselves via song. That’s…