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  • Mandy
  • Hereditary
  • Whiplash
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

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  • Get Duked!

    ★★★★

  • Relic

    ★★★

  • Donnie Darko

    ★★★★★

  • Synchronic

    ★★½

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  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man

    ★★★★½

    a warning against the dangers of theater kid supremacy over the rightful rule of jocks

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★★

    imagine you're disassociating after watching the love of your life get burned to death by some loser cult leader in a robe and then you have to watch the cheddar goblin commercial

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  • Get Duked!

    Get Duked!

    ★★★★

    this was literally so fun. i would kill or die for these dumb, dumb, dumb kids

  • Relic

    Relic

    ★★★

    kind of dull for most of the runtime but i REALLY liked the last 10 minutes. the "i am loved" note really got me. i love movies that can effectively combine horror and tenderness, and relic did it very well

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  • An American Werewolf in London

    An American Werewolf in London

    ★★★★½

    david is the only weird naked man I NEED running around london

  • The Vigil

    The Vigil

    ★★★★

    i don't know what movie other people were watching, because i ADORED this. the atmosphere was top-notch, the catharsis was well-earned, the demon was creepy. religious horror is just one of my favorite things, and bonus points for not being christian horror! i would watch dozens more jewish horror movies please and thank you!