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  • Speed Demon

    Speed Demon

    I do admire the dedication to making almost EVERY goddamn character's name some sort of mechanical thingie: Chain Gang, Wiper, Axle, Chopper, Clutch, Road Rage. You can make an argument that Otto sounds like Auto.

    I get that this is just a Davey DeCoteau vehicle (hehehe) for telling the story of a group of boys who love their chiseled bodies almost as much as their vroom zoom cars, but this just didn't make a ton of sense.

    Something something avenging…

  • Wheels of Fire

    Wheels of Fire

    Cirio getting some of that Mad Max money!

    Abysmal combat scenes. 80% of all vehicles explode. Sleazy misogyny. No one has a real name (Trace, Stinger, Spike, Scourge, etc). Day for night shots. Typical "I'VE BEEN SHOT!" acting with arms flailing or clutching the chest. Sped-up car chase scenes that are begging for the Benny Hill theme music.

    There's pretty much zero backstory on the lead character, and about as much explanation of who's who. When you hear lines like…

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  • Love on a Leash

    Love on a Leash

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    I
    WAS
    NOT
    READY.


    You look at the poster and just assume this is a kids' movie, yeah?

    And I guess it really is, just with some homophobia, sexual harassment in the workplace, substance abuse, talk of getting tubes tied, a scene that might imply accidental sodomy (or maybe I'm projecting), a shot of a bloody dog that's been hit by a car, and no music (I don't call Alvin's crooning 'music', rather it's just a lovely serenade to the…

  • Night Killer

    Night Killer

    aka Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3? Italy, you got some splainin ta doooooooo.

    A *master class* in overacting or underacting (nearly always over):

    and now I'm gonna lock you in!

    NOOOOO don't lock me in!!!

    This is best described as "confusing as shit yet entrancing". The rubber mask and rubber claws look hilarious, and it's odd that the mask is used as a prop yet the claws are legit weapons.

    I love how news crews interview a psychologist who openly talks…