• Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    if this made even one passing attempt at saying ‘hey maybe a 24 year old fucking a 17 year old isn’t 100% swoon-worthy material’ it would’ve been an ok film. but instead it just expects you to roll with it and enjoy watching it be played completely straight for 2+ hours.

    not sure what to rate this because it’s not a terrible movie, it’s just wildly out of touch + in love with itself. gay people who like this can’t be trusted.