Favorite films

  • Let the Right One In
  • Mandy
  • Red Post on Escher Street
  • Shaun of the Dead

Recent activity

  • Diamantino


  • The Funhouse Massacre


  • Malignant


  • Child's Play


Recent reviews

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    Yeah, but what if dogs could vape?

  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    Ugh, wanted a good nature documentary but I picked this. A man has a midlife crisis, fearing that he is a bad father to his son, he does what most people would do. He abandons his family in an attempt to fuck an octopus. For someone who is so into nature to begin with, he seems to be oblivious to the millions of years of evolution that have led to octapus' having the ability to, ya know.. Do stuff like, touch things and defend against predators.

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