Eden Evelyn Rosalina Porter

Eden Evelyn Rosalina Porter

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  • Hot Fuzz
  • Dogtooth
  • 22 Jump Street
  • Annihilation

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  • F9

    ★★★½

  • Cruella

    ★½

  • Brick

    ★★★

  • Tenet

    ★★

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fun enough, somewhat ingenious, and stupidly audacious in a way I sort of appreciate, but I gotta deduct significant points for two things: One being a lack of characterization of anyone in the film except The Woman With Womanly Emotions being a central plot point, and Two, [spoilers] the fact that the moral of the story is literally “every generation for themselves, fuck posterity, our future progeny should just learn to deal with apocalyptic climate change instead of us reckoning with any idea of what it means that some of them are trying to write a new history/future”. Rotten.

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Moments of excellence, beholden to formula but hey, still fun. Mary Elizabeth Winstead i will do anything for you i will bake you bread and cookies every single day please miss please i will be your wife and your property