Favorite films

  • Emma.
  • The Lobster
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Eighth Grade

Recent activity

  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg


  • Amélie


  • tick, tick...BOOM!


  • Iron Man


Recent reviews

  • Everybody's Talking About Jamie

    Everybody's Talking About Jamie


    Let musical theater people handle movie adaptations of their musicals. They fucking know what they're doing.

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen


    Please tell me you see the fundamental problem in wanting to make a movie musical, you know, where people burst into songs, feel 'realistic'.

    You can't. Because people don't just burst out singing when they're telling a grieving family about fake memories of their dead son to make them feel better.

    This movie is a movie that is ashamed of being a musical. It's edited, lit, and treated like a regular movie. We never know what we're seeing, when we're…

Popular reviews

  • The SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage!

    The SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage!


    Plankton hot

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    It seems there are two teams, in terms of opinion on this movie.

    The "I'm a big Star Wars fan and they ruined the franchise with this one and it's so different from other Star Wars movies where are my epic lightsaber fights" team, and the "I am not particularly enthusiastic about Star Wars, but this is different and that makes it the best Star Wars movie".

    I'm in the second team. This is, hands down, my favourite Star Wars…