i get high and then watch movies and sometimes when I review them I say something smart but mostly i’m just high ❤️
bus scene = 5 stars but the slow pacing, random plot elements added 60+ minutes into the runtime, and jokes that overstay their welcome make this feel like a good movie held back by marvel crap. especially the costume design condemning Shang-chi and his family to the typical "nano fiber" tony stark ass t-shirts next to the ta-lo village's full color full body outfits. sad... still had fun tho
Terrible movie to watch while high. He talks too fast. The background music was loud in every scene I couldn’t even hear what people were saying and I constantly thought something bad was gonna happen like that the zip line to the pool would kill somebody.
All I wanted to do when this movie ended was to google “is Andrew Garfield happy?” The entire film I just wanted to put bread on the sides of his head and squeeze his elongated skull.
Broke: birdman ending is a metaphor for death of ego blah blah blah he died three four five times in the movie he’s trapped in purgatory, he was dead the whole time and the movie is his hell everything is his state of mind idk whatever else people say
Woke: actually he can fly and it’s epic