"I wanna shake you naked and eat you alive."
Another year, another Cage-athon.
Even by the lower standards of 80s/90s Nicolas Cage fare, Zandalee is absolutely inexplicable. It's billed as an erotic thriller, albeit one that is neither erotic nor thrilling. Granted, there are certainly a lot of components that make the experience watchable, namely Erika Anderson's frequent nudity; Judge Reinhold's moustache; and the various supporting appearances by Joe Pantoliano, Steve Buscemi, Marisa Tomei, and Zach Galligan. As a whole, though? This runs the entire bad movie gamut, from preposterous to vomitous.
Cage is kind of amazing though. His hair is insane, his sexual energy is off the charts, and yes, there is a scene where he goes completely nuts…